This. I must have it. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Fucking hell…
What a shitty ass day today was.
I can listen to what this man has to say till the day I die, just because it fucking makes sense!
I want to be a Hobbit so badly.
1. You eat at least 7 times a day.
2. You’re short and cute.
3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.
4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon).
5. The Shire is beautiful.
6. Most adorable homes.
7. Perfect little curly hair.
8. Can walk around barefoot.I see no downsides to this.
I say, we all just get together and buy an island, a large one, re-shape it to look like The Shire, building everything in such a way that we *look* short and then live like Hobbits!
The madness
The madness doth beckons at thy door…
And I have answered it.
Know not what to do now,
With this madness that stands,
On the stoop of thy door.











