Wow.
Month: March 2013
How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.
its the G A T E W A Y T O S A T A N S L A I R
did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.
dead.
Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!
OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP
Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?
This shit is for 12 year olds, right? Because when I was 22, we would have kicked these giggling doe-eyed twits out of the hotel suite to blow lines off the cocks of real musicians.
Who the fuck tries to write a wholesome party girl anthem? I mean, seriously. This isn’t a music video. It’s the director’s cut of a tampon commercial.
“It’s the director’s cut of a tampon commercial.”
This sounds like a female version of FreeCreditScore band … except I like them and I don’t like this.
my work here is done
nailed it
GIF OF THE DAY
gif of the year
i bet he’s finnish
Done. Like a boss.
Opening chapter to my favorite book!
If I were overtly Catholic, this might carry some significance. But I’m not, and its just a quirk of fate, or the universe playing with numbers again. (at McDonalds)