Kelmendi: ‘how you farm gold this game?’
Piestyr: ‘you need a pickaxe’
Deathpalerider: ‘go to a farm land as a farmer’
Photovolt: ‘with fertilizer’
Threefive: ‘plant agold seed..’
Atilah: ‘i tried planting sausage seeds once.. nothing happened’
Kilohertz: ‘kill mobs, sell trash, learn to work the AH like a sleeezy ambulance chasing lawyer.’
Bergion: ‘^’
Mauritcio: ‘lol true kilo’
Deathpalerider: ‘sleeezy ambulance chasing lawyer to true’
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It’s a couple years from now, the chips are on the line, the multiverse is at stake, again… only this time it all comes down to Batman. He defeats the ultimate evil of the DC universe, only to find himself launched through time… into a strangely familiar city. Scrambling to find some clothes after his costume got destroyed by Z-rays in the epic final battle, he nabs some threads off a…
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
These are brilliant!
In William Shatner’s Star Trek Movie Memories, the director of Star Trek V outlined his original plot for the film. This more serious take featured Spock and McCoy following Sybok, leaving Kirk alone to confront “God” and the Vulcan.
Nimoy outright refused to appear in the proposed movie, saying that there was no chance at all that Spock would turn against the man who had sacrificed so much for him in Star Trek III. Shatner tried his best to argue with his co-star and friend, but Nimoy was steadfast: “pain or no pain, brother or no brother, Spock would not betray Captain Kirk.”
The same day, DeForest Kelley came to Shatner and stated that had the same problems with the script: under no circumstances would McCoy turn his back on Kirk.
Citing both actor’s knowledge of their own characters, Shatner began to make changes to the plot outline. While he writes that he doesn’t know whether or not those changes were the best thing for the final product, Shatner admits that if someone else had written a script where McCoy and Spock turn against Kirk, he would have raised the roof over it himself.
This is the very definition of loyalty.
The darkness consumes,
It creeps closer,
Enveloping cloud,
Permeating cloyingness,
Crushing debt,
Crushed dreams,
The monster stirs,
And so the day begins again
Win a mystery Steam key – 20 to give away this weekend!
From incredible Indies to AAA games, we’re giving away 20 mystery Steam keys and you can be in with a chance of winning one this weekend!
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In order to stop the culture of faking orgasms, we need to stop the culture of shaming others for their sexual experiences.
- Can’t get your partner off on the first try? Cool. You can still be thoughtful and make them feel good.
- Can get your partner off within 30 seconds? Awesome, good for you both, don’t let it get to your head.
- Can make someone cum in less than 5, but for others, it’s a process that takes an hour? That’s alright, everyone’s different.
- Does it take you 30 minutes to cum? That’s okay, you’re not broken, you’re not a failure.
- Does it take you 10 seconds to cum? That’s great, you’re not a slut, you’re not overly sensitive or dirty.
- Can’t cum without toys/vibrators? That’s awesome, that’s a valid part of sexual play!
- Can only cum with loving, vanilla sex? That’s perfectly normal, and you will find lots of great partners to experience that with!
- Can’t orgasm at all? THAT’S ALSO COOL. It’s not a bad thing, you can still enjoy sex TONNES just like others.
Orgasms are NOT the defining characteristic of your sexual prowess. They are great, they’re lovely when they happen, but for the love of science, stop bringing them up higher than they need to be.
Mystery giveaway – 20 Steam keys to be won!
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Not that anyone pays attention to me, but really, is it so hard to ask for a living wage (and actually get it?) I don’t want something for free. I’m always willing to work hard! I want to earn it, not have it handed to me and other people look at me scornfully. I want to be able to pay my debts, not shirk them and pick and choose which one I should and/or can pay this week. Or choosing not to pay a bill just so I can eat.