{"id":975,"date":"2014-01-26T02:21:26","date_gmt":"2014-01-26T02:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=975"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:48:09","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:48:09","slug":"wilwheaton-not-safe-for-earth-calixrenata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=975","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-975 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?attachment_id=976'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/tumblr_my2i0cXRif1sdr9a8o1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wilwheaton.tumblr.com\/post\/74552545149\/not-safe-for-earth-calixrenata-oh-god-why\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wilwheaton<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/not-safe-for-earth.tumblr.com\/post\/73881523850\/calixrenata-oh-god-why-why-would-you-do-this\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">not-safe-for-earth<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/calixrenata.tumblr.com\/post\/70506829801\/oh-god-why-why-would-you-do-this-my-eyes-are\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">calixrenata<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>OH GOD WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS MY EYES ARE LEAKING.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the saddest gold.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>TOO SOON! TOO SOON YOU SONS OF BITCHES!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Ugh! Wash was the fucking man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wilwheaton: not-safe-for-earth: calixrenata: OH GOD WHY. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS MY EYES ARE LEAKING.\u00a0 This is the saddest gold. TOO SOON! TOO SOON YOU SONS OF BITCHES! Ugh! Wash was the fucking man!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[279,278,280],"class_list":["post-975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-browncoats","tag-firefly","tag-hobanwashburne","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":977,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions\/977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}