{"id":641,"date":"2014-12-03T22:24:46","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T22:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=641"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:47:11","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:47:11","slug":"inagardenbythesea-my-90-year-old-grandma-mailed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=641","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-641 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?attachment_id=642'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280-210x210.jpg 210w, https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/tumblr_nfzon7X7YK1qe9iywo1_1280.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ofgeography.tumblr.com\/post\/104264313971\/ethanwearsprada-ofgeography\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ofgeography<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ethanwearsprada.tumblr.com\/post\/104263652258\/ofgeography-inagardenbythesea-my-90-year-old\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ethanwearsprada<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ofgeography.tumblr.com\/post\/104221397626\/inagardenbythesea-my-90-year-old-grandma-mailed\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ofgeography<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/inagardenbythesea.tumblr.com\/post\/104219004231\/my-90-year-old-grandma-mailed-me-a-homemade-vest\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">inagardenbythesea<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My 90-year old Grandma mailed me a homemade vest for me to wear \u201cto parties.\u201d It\u2019s\u2026 amazing.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>okay <a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mMiHsqx6bAOf7XHho92s3wA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">inagardenbythesea<\/a>, you listen to me. i can tell by ur beard &amp; by the position of saturn that you are a good person who gets invited to a lot of parties. i\u2019m sure you\u2019re very fun at them. i\u2019m sure you never bring bullshit snacks, like celery. celery? no. not you. you would never bring that crunchy foot water bullshit to parties. you\u2019re bringing cool ranch doritos that u made with ur own hands. you brought a dish\u00a0inexplicably\u00a0shaped like the idea of an island that\u2019s filled with edible cookie dough. when you order chips for the table at chipotle, you ask for quac. \u201cI know it\u2019s extra,\u201d you say. flashing a smile at your companions. \u201cthis one\u2019s on me, guys.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>because you are that Good Person, i need you to wear this vest to 90 parties, inagardenbythesea. 90 of them. and i need you to take a picture of yourself at every one, surrounded by friends or strangers u will later claim to be friends, or maybe the cops at that one party that got kind of out of hand, or maybe just a bunch of people at a 7\/11 you\u2019ve arranged to look like Your Friend Group. send all of these pictures to your grandmother, as you take them.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;look at my grandkid, Bearded McButtondown,&rdquo; your grandma will tell her friends. &ldquo;check out this hella fresh vest i made him. he loves it! he juuuuuust loves it.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>@ofgeography<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"231\" data-orig-width=\"465\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/5ae6cb0e2b0cf73e0778308e7a655f47\/tumblr_ng0veopc6v1rsc2xho1_500.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/a1939c0dfb2db75eddbc570f25a39521\/tumblr_inline_pjs4dax1VB1rza8cq_540.png\" data-orig-height=\"231\" data-orig-width=\"465\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/5ae6cb0e2b0cf73e0778308e7a655f47\/tumblr_ng0veopc6v1rsc2xho1_500.png\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/mLWWkrwh-qJ5srEidcyzSvg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ethanwearsprada<\/a><\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"207\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/a30e4473dd1500b9ad513b8c0cc31993\/tumblr_inline_ng0vsytVDC1qb7qql.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/bf30edf27fb974172f347fd3ea5cb108\/tumblr_inline_pjs4daYD1A1rza8cq_540.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"207\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/a30e4473dd1500b9ad513b8c0cc31993\/tumblr_inline_ng0vsytVDC1qb7qql.jpg\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<p>back atcha, buddy<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ofgeography: ethanwearsprada: ofgeography: inagardenbythesea: My 90-year old Grandma mailed me a homemade vest for me to wear \u201cto parties.\u201d It\u2019s\u2026 amazing. okay inagardenbythesea, you listen to me. i can tell by ur beard &amp; by the position of saturn that you are a good person who gets invited to a lot of parties. i\u2019m sure [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-641","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":643,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/641\/revisions\/643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}