{"id":500,"date":"2015-05-30T09:48:03","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T09:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=500"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:44","slug":"johnwatsonschafingpenis-i-spent-a-whole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=500","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-500 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?attachment_id=501'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tumblr_ni53di8F7Y1ram2slo1_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/asexual-turnons.tumblr.com\/post\/119583041307\/beech27-johnwatsonschafingpenis-i-spent-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">asexual-turnons<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beech27.tumblr.com\/post\/118444611040\/johnwatsonschafingpenis-i-spent-a-whole\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">beech27<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/johnwatsonschafingpenis.tumblr.com\/post\/108025290414\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">johnwatsonschafingpenis<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. <b><i>MONTHS.<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n<p>I WANT IT TO GET LOTS OF NOTES, GIVE IT LOTS OF NOTES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINSTAKING AND TIME INTENSIVE THIS WAS.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I legit thought this was a filtered photo, at first glance.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>#artgoals<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Impressive. Well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>asexual-turnons: beech27: johnwatsonschafingpenis: I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. MONTHS. I WANT IT TO GET LOTS OF NOTES, GIVE IT LOTS OF NOTES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW PAINSTAKING AND TIME INTENSIVE THIS WAS. I legit thought this was a filtered photo, at first glance.\u00a0 #artgoals Impressive. Well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[73,72],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-captain-america","tag-steve-rogers","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":502,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions\/502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}