{"id":498,"date":"2015-05-31T07:22:18","date_gmt":"2015-05-31T07:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=498"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:42","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:42","slug":"dementedvampiriczombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=498","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dementedvampiriczombie.tumblr.com\/post\/91995892684\/thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime-holmesfan\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">dementedvampiriczombie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime.tumblr.com\/post\/91605949648\/holmesfan-tin-pan-ali-area-51-is-just-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/holmesfan.tumblr.com\/post\/91334260212\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">holmesfan<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tin-pan-ali.tumblr.com\/post\/91334160129\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tin-pan-ali<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>area 51 is just the american wizarding school<\/p>\n<p>aliens is a perfect cover story<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>hOLY SHIT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/STUDENTS-MAKING-UFOS-AS-PRANKS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#STUDENTS MAKING UFOS AS PRANKS<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/tumblr.com\/tagged\/IT%27S-AS-TRADITIONAL-AS-THE-TRIWIZARDS-TOURNAMENT\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#IT\u2019S AS TRADITIONAL AS THE TRIWIZARDS TOURNAMENT<\/a>\u00a0(via thestarlesswanderer)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Jebus, it all makes sense now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dementedvampiriczombie: thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime: holmesfan: tin-pan-ali: area 51 is just the american wizarding school aliens is a perfect cover story hOLY SHIT #STUDENTS MAKING UFOS AS PRANKS#IT\u2019S AS TRADITIONAL AS THE TRIWIZARDS TOURNAMENT\u00a0(via thestarlesswanderer) FUCK, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE READ ALL DAY. Jebus, it all makes sense now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2318,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions\/2318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}