{"id":40,"date":"2019-09-28T07:35:12","date_gmt":"2019-09-28T07:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=40"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:45:22","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:45:22","slug":"the-universe-okay-youre-a-human-i-gave-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=40","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

fedkaczynski<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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triss19<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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unlimited-shitpost-works<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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armedandgayngerous<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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im-just-a-reaction<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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abstractandedgyname<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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persverso<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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the universe:<\/b> okay, you\u2019re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you\u2019re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?<\/p>\n

human:<\/b> GO FAST<\/p>\n

the universe:<\/b> well, you\u2019re a perfect pursuit predator but if that\u2019s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.<\/p>\n

human, climbing on a horse:<\/b> GO FAST<\/p>\n

the universe:<\/b> wait what<\/p>\n

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER<\/p>\n

the universe:<\/b> I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP<\/p>\n

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel:<\/b> FAS T ER<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

human:<\/b>\u00a0<\/p>\n

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THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST<\/p>\n

the universe:<\/b><\/p>\n

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How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Because the warp drive doesn\u2019t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

it works like this<\/p>\n

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Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.<\/p>\n

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A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!<\/p>\n

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COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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