{"id":279,"date":"2015-06-17T17:40:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-17T17:40:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=279"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:15","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:15","slug":"wefuckinglovescience-no-chocolate-probably","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-279 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?attachment_id=280'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/tumblr_nq3jexoY2Y1tac4o9o1_640-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wefuckinglovescience.tumblr.com\/post\/121762207375\/no-chocolate-probably-wont-protect-you-from\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">wefuckinglovescience<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>No, chocolate probably won\u2019t protect you from heart disease and stroke. <\/p>\n<p>Sorry to be a buzzkill: <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1KZGhbU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/1KZGhbU<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Who cares! It\u2019s fucking delicious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wefuckinglovescience: No, chocolate probably won\u2019t protect you from heart disease and stroke. Sorry to be a buzzkill: http:\/\/bit.ly\/1KZGhbU Who cares! It\u2019s fucking delicious!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[52,51],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-chocolate","tag-wefuckinglovescience","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":281,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}