{"id":274,"date":"2015-06-20T20:55:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T20:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=274"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:13","slug":"signal-boost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"SIGNAL BOOST"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redmacaroon.tumblr.com\/post\/121942731444\/signal-boost\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">redmacaroon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ninefourseven.tumblr.com\/post\/121936744799\/signal-boost\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ninefourseven<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ninefourseven.tumblr.com\/post\/121873356464\/signal-boost\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ninefourseven<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h2>Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!<\/h2>\n<p>This <b>isn\u2019t <\/b>some petty<i> manufacturing error<\/i><\/p>\n<p>This <b>isn\u2019t <\/b>an outbreak of something stupid like <i>anthrax<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b><i>IF<\/i><\/b> you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these <b><i>MONSTROSITIES<\/i><\/b> arrive at your front door<\/p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"2048\" data-orig-height=\"1363\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/c50e8725813b5530b3ccd01a93eeb088\/tumblr_inline_nq5xmjCPZ31sochvy_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"2048\" data-orig-height=\"1363\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2>HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??<\/h2>\n<h2><i><b>HOW??!?<\/b><\/i><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h2><i>NO<\/i><\/h2>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"4000\" data-orig-height=\"3000\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/567f24f1340a9fb5bdb2f53159f0179c\/tumblr_inline_nq7fttaNbz1sochvy_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"4000\" data-orig-height=\"3000\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><i><b>GOD ALMIGHTY WHY<\/b><\/i><\/h2>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"4000\" data-orig-height=\"3000\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/4b2868a8a8a474ba7e95445cc8149716\/tumblr_inline_nq7fuhgM2U1sochvy_540.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"4000\" data-orig-height=\"3000\" \/><\/figure>\n<h2><b><i>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/i><\/b><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>the minionapocalypse is among us<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>SWEET BABY JESUS! I need to go find something to order from Amazon now!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>redmacaroon: ninefourseven: ninefourseven: Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th! This isn\u2019t some petty manufacturing error This isn\u2019t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,46],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amazon","tag-minions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2307,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/2307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}