{"id":273,"date":"2015-06-20T20:58:38","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T20:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=273"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:13","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:13","slug":"fuckthedeeproads-i-wish-i-had-facial-hair-tbh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fuckthedeeproads.tumblr.com\/post\/121964365943\/i-wish-i-had-facial-hair-tbh\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fuckthedeeproads<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>i wish i had facial hair tbh<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>No you don\u2019t. It smells, it itches, it grows erratically, irregularly, and unevenly. It\u2019s been known to hoard unwanted food and drink. Hell, I found dried syrup in my beard 3 days and 4 showers after going to breakfast with friends! Cutting that shit off was cringeworthy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fuckthedeeproads: i wish i had facial hair tbh No you don\u2019t. It smells, it itches, it grows erratically, irregularly, and unevenly. It\u2019s been known to hoard unwanted food and drink. Hell, I found dried syrup in my beard 3 days and 4 showers after going to breakfast with friends! Cutting that shit off was cringeworthy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,44],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-beards","tag-the-bearded-plight"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2306,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/2306"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}