{"id":272,"date":"2015-06-20T21:01:30","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T21:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=272"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:46:12","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:46:12","slug":"do-not-ever-arrange-to-meet-someone-irl-from","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL FROM OREGON"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fuckthedeeproads.tumblr.com\/post\/121935294473\/do-not-ever-arrange-to-meet-someone-irl-from\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">fuckthedeeproads<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>they could be a tree. or worse, a hipster<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What about hipster trees, we shouldn\u2019t leave them out because their queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fuckthedeeproads: they could be a tree. or worse, a hipster What about hipster trees, we shouldn\u2019t leave them out because their queer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2305,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/2305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}