{"id":2033,"date":"2012-11-10T02:41:13","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T02:41:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=2033"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:51:39","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:51:39","slug":"java-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=2033","title":{"rendered":"Java sucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Java sucks big, hairy, wet, smelly monkey nuts. That is all.<br \/>\n lol<br \/>\n of course it does<br \/>\n and it tries to offer you the kitchen sink too<br \/>\n fuck the ksink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Java sucks big, hairy, wet, smelly monkey nuts. That is all. lol of course it does and it tries to offer you the kitchen sink too fuck the ksink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2441,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions\/2441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}