{"id":1814,"date":"2013-03-13T20:54:42","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T20:54:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=1814"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:50:51","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:50:51","slug":"jennschiffer-coketalk-this-shit-is-for-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=1814","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jennschiffer.tumblr.com\/post\/45278292437\/coketalk-this-shit-is-for-12-year-olds-right\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">jennschiffer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.thecoquette.net\/post\/45277642164\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">coketalk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This shit is for 12 year olds, right? Because when I was 22, we would have kicked these giggling doe-eyed twits out of the hotel suite to blow lines off the cocks of real musicians.<\/p>\n<p>Who the fuck tries to write a wholesome party girl anthem? I mean, seriously. This isn\u2019t a music video. It\u2019s the director\u2019s cut of a tampon commercial.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>\u201cIt\u2019s the director\u2019s cut of a tampon commercial.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This sounds like a female version of FreeCreditScore band &hellip; except I like them and I don&rsquo;t like this.<\/p>\n<div class=\"attribution\">(<span>Source:<\/span> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/<\/a>)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jennschiffer: coketalk: This shit is for 12 year olds, right? Because when I was 22, we would have kicked these giggling doe-eyed twits out of the hotel suite to blow lines off the cocks of real musicians. Who the fuck tries to write a wholesome party girl anthem? I mean, seriously. This isn\u2019t a music [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1815,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions\/1815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}