{"id":181,"date":"2016-05-01T22:44:58","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T22:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=181"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:45:51","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:45:51","slug":"can-you-lick-the-science-an-abbreviated-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"Can you lick the science? An\u00a0abbreviated\u00a0list."},"content":{"rendered":"

tinysquidrachel<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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swordwall<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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small-home-repair-vikings<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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spooky-son-of-rome<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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carpebutts<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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whisperwhisk<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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seananmcguire<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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snowysauropteryx<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Genetics<\/b>: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?<\/p>\n

Chemistry<\/b>: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Archaeology<\/b>: Perhaps. But might be human bone.<\/p>\n

Geolog<\/b>y: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous\u00a0<\/p>\n

Psychology<\/b>: Best not.<\/p>\n

Physics<\/b>: ????????? How??????<\/p>\n

Zoology<\/b>: In zoology, science licks you.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Anthropology:<\/b> Maybe ask first.<\/p>\n

Herpetology<\/b>: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sociology:<\/b>\u00a0Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.<\/p>\n

Botany:<\/b>\u00a0You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious<\/p>\n

Computer Science: <\/b>the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it\u2019s working<\/p>\n

Epidemiology: <\/b>FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD\u00a0PLEASE DO NOT<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Linguistics:<\/b> Despite the name, please probably don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Engineering:<\/b>\u00a0Maybe, but it\u2019ll probably taste like spreadsheets\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Software engineering:<\/b> nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Neuroscience:<\/b> that is someone\u2019s brain. no. do not<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Marine biology:<\/b> you can try, but you\u2019ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

These are brilliant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

tinysquidrachel: swordwall: small-home-repair-vikings: spooky-son-of-rome: carpebutts: whisperwhisk: seananmcguire: snowysauropteryx: Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs? Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!! Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone. Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous\u00a0 Psychology: Best not. Physics: ????????? How?????? Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.\u00a0 Anthropology: Maybe ask first. Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN Sociology:\u00a0Yes, if […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=181"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2286,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181\/revisions\/2286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}