{"id":1637,"date":"2013-04-22T16:05:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-22T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:50:18","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:50:18","slug":"hiddensmirk-i-want-to-be-a-hobbit-so-badly-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=1637","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hiddensmirk.tumblr.com\/post\/38455964543\/i-want-to-be-a-hobbit-so-badly-1-you-eat-at\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">hiddensmirk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I want to be a Hobbit so badly.<\/p>\n<p>1. You eat at least 7 times a day.<br \/> 2. You\u2019re short and cute.<br \/> 3. It\u2019s perfectly acceptable to be chubby.<br \/> 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring\u2026 even if it\u2019s frowned upon).<br \/> 5. The Shire is beautiful.<br \/> 6. Most adorable homes.<br \/> 7. Perfect little curly hair.<br \/> 8. Can walk around barefoot.<\/p>\n<p>I see no downsides to this.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I say, we all just get together and buy an island, a large one, re-shape it to look like The Shire, building everything in such a way that we *look* short and then live like Hobbits!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hiddensmirk: I want to be a Hobbit so badly. 1. You eat at least 7 times a day. 2. You\u2019re short and cute. 3. It\u2019s perfectly acceptable to be chubby. 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring\u2026 even if it\u2019s frowned upon). 5. The Shire is beautiful. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[394,392,391,393],"class_list":["post-1637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hobbits","tag-itstimetorebuild","tag-screwtheworld","tag-tokien"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1637"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2404,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1637\/revisions\/2404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}