{"id":16,"date":"2020-12-29T12:31:27","date_gmt":"2020-12-29T12:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=16"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:45:18","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:45:18","slug":"voltron-humans-are-weird-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Voltron Humans Are Weird 1\/?"},"content":{"rendered":"

chaoticevilbean<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201cC’mon Keith! Just follow the instructions! When I say Vol, you say Tron! VOL-\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVoltron?\u201d Lance facepalmed for what felt like the millionth time, a headache already forming once again. He\u2019d been trying for a week to get his teammate to understand the chant, but he just couldn\u2019t get it! It was frustrating beyond belief.<\/p>\n

\u201cPALADINS! THE GALRA ARE APPROACHING! TO YOUR LIONS!\u201d Allura\u2019s voice rang out from the speakers in the hallways, and both Paladins wasted no time rushing to their hangars. Shiro was already out and racing towards their enemies, and Lance and Keith followed soon after. Hunk was the last one out, once more complaining about the stupid zipline not supporting his weight.<\/p>\n

There were three cruisers advancing on the group, and fighter jets rushed towards the humans in droves. The team began blasting immediately, explosions lighting up the nearby space more than the stars and the Castle\u2019s light. They fought hard, but it was obvious they couldn\u2019t do much individually.<\/p>\n

\u201cWe need Voltron!\u201d Shiro called out, and the group went into formation. As they did, an idea struck Lance.<\/p>\n

\u201cWHAT TEAM?\u201d he screamed as they merged.<\/p>\n

\u201cWILDCATS!\u201d four voices screamed back. The Paladins felt the rush of confidence that came from the simple call and response, and it was enough to let them finish off the Galran ships in only a few minutes.<\/p>\n

The humans boarded the Castle laughing, meeting in the lounge with grins firmly in place.<\/p>\n

\u201cLance, that was perfect,\u201d Hunk told his friend, pulling the other into a side-hug. \u201cI can\u2019t believe none of us have done that sooner.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I thought it was better than the Voltron chant,\u201d the Blue Paladin responded, eyeing Keith.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat one actually makes sense,\u201d the boy said defensively, arms crossed.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s why I think it\u2019s better. The Voltron one makes sense to most of us, this one makes sense to all of us.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cExcuse me,\u201d a voice interrupted. The Paladins turned towards Allura, only now noticing she had entered the room. Both her and Coran seemed rather confused. \u201cBut, who are the Wildcats? They are a team? Of what?\u201d Pidge smirked at the princess, glasses glinting in the artificial lighting.<\/p>\n

Keep reading<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

chaoticevilbean: \u201cC’mon Keith! Just follow the instructions! When I say Vol, you say Tron! VOL-\u201d \u201cVoltron?\u201d Lance facepalmed for what felt like the millionth time, a headache already forming once again. He\u2019d been trying for a week to get his teammate to understand the chant, but he just couldn\u2019t get it! It was frustrating beyond […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2253,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/2253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}