{"id":137,"date":"2017-01-04T02:02:09","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T02:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=137"},"modified":"2026-06-24T05:45:44","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T05:45:44","slug":"shit-people-tell-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"Shit people tell me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> Some pretext; I&#8217;m sitting in the break room at my second job. Girl walks in;<br \/>\nGirl: What time is it?<br \/>\nMe: 6:18<br \/>\n She walks to far end of the room.<br \/>\nMe: You do realize there is a clock on the wall, right?<br \/>\n Girl says nothing, continues to gather belongings (presumably to leave). Finally walks back toward me (she has to walk past me to leave the room) and notices that I am pointing at the clock and she glaciers at it.<br \/>\nGirl: Oh? I can&#8217;t read that.<br \/>\nMe: *speechless*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some pretext; I&#8217;m sitting in the break room at my second job. Girl walks in; Girl: What time is it? Me: 6:18 She walks to far end of the room. Me: You do realize there is a clock on the wall, right? Girl says nothing, continues to gather belongings (presumably to leave). Finally walks back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,36,35],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-chat","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-analog-clock","tag-cant-read-analog-clock","tag-school-clock","post_format-post-format-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2277,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/2277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.grunk.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}